JULIE BURCHILL'S verdict on Prince Harry's 'intimate conversation'

There’s something so non-specifically sad about charging people £17 to watch a livestream event. 

If Harry wanted to add more big bucks to his millions for subscribers to eavesdrop on , why not charge a round £20?

Along with Dr Gabor Maté, the ‘trauma expert’ and supporter of both Hamas and hallucinogenic drugs, the whole thing felt like a session on the adult subscription site .

Dr Maté bears an unfortunate resemblance to a pensive turtle, while Harry is now completely beige: beige skin, beige hair, beige clothes – as if all the feisty ginger life-blood is being drained out of him. 

And for the whole hour as they sat on a pair of squishy sofas bathed by the light of an open fire, viewers were delivered the same old blather and psychobabble we’ve now become accustomed to.

The noble Prince wants to be of service, empower others and encourage people to be vulnerable – preferably while they’re being held upside down and having the cash shaken out of their pockets.

Stuck in his favourite groove, Harry said that he doesn’t see himself as a victim and doesn’t want sympathy.

And I’m a little unicorn.

We are all connected by trauma, apparently – or at least ‘99.9 per cent of us’. 

How comforting it is when mental health experts such as Harry are so rigorous with the stats.

At times, he seemed to be groping his way towards some sort of common sense, saying that he had ‘an incredible childhood’.

But the doc corrected him, that his was ‘a story of deprivation’ marked by the three great childhood traumas – .

‘Wasn’t that the same for most of us?’ Harry questioned innocently.

– what we Brits know better as ADHD – and after 20 minutes of this waffle, I felt that I might be catching it, slot gacor online too.

There were a few laughs: the Prince’s claim that ‘I’ve always been trying to join the dots’ made me think sadly of Harry’s lack of academic prowess.

It all ended with a big old mushy speech about how Meghan ‘saved’ him with her ‘wisdom’. 

Hopefully, after such a tribute, Harry wasn’t sleeping out in the couple’s much-filmed Californian hen-house last night.